I'm very confused as to who won this baseball game |
The 2012 Giants were done about 45 times this season.
Finished. Counted out. And tonight, they are champions of the National League
West. The Dodgers were somewhere in Cincinnati watching in their hotel rooms.
That’s kinda nice to think about.
Here’s all the adversity the team endured this season:
- The Dodgers acquired Hanley Ramirez Shane Victorino,
Adrian Gonzalez and Josh Beckett
- Guillermo Mota drank his kid’s cough syrup. On
accident. We’ve all been there.
- Tim Lincecum pitched literally like the worst pitcher in
baseball. Literally.
- Pablo Sandoval missed over two months with injuries
- Emmanuel Burriss
- Melky Cabrera did some things.
- The Dodgers acquired Hanley Ramirez, Shane Victorino,
Adrian Gonzalez and Josh Beckett.
But the main point is that the Dodgers acquired Hanley Ramirez, Shane Vic… yeah, okay sorry please keep reading. Yet it's impossible to emphasize just how glorious the Dodger aspect of this title was. The
Dodgers had 200 billion dollars at their disposal. And they used it. They took advantage of every resource they had to win this season. They threw the kitchen sink. All hands on deck. The Dodgers traded for the Red Sox on August
26th. Melky Cabrera was busted on August 15th. Every thing was pointing towards Chavez Ravine. On the 26th,
the Dodgers were only 2.0 games back of the Giants. That was it. The Giants were out
of Melk, and the Dodgers built this juggernaut in the National League. The
fates of both club was etched in stone. The Dodgers were the ones that were supposed to clinch 2 weeks early. The
Giants hitting was supposed to fall into a 2011 sized toilet hole, even though
the pitching would tread water as much as it could.
As it turns out, the pitching didn’t even pitch lights out.
It was extra mediocre, with hint of decency. Since the Dodgers made the trade,
the Giants team ERA is 3.83. Also, Pablo Sandoval went into a 2010 like slump,
and was hardly a factor most game. So just to get things straight, the Giants
pitching wasn’t anything special, the offense didn’t have the batting title
leader and their top hitter from 2011, and the Dodgers assembled a super team built to win in 2012.
Thank all that is good for baseball. Weird, goofy baseball. Baseball reared it’s beaitful head and dropped off these gifts:
Angel Pagan and Marco Scutaro turned into “Andres Torres and
Freddy Sanchez” 2.0, with new added features such as teleporting and more hits.
Brandon Belt reverted back into good Brandon Belt. And then, Buster Posey
turned into the second coming of Johnny Bench. I use hyperbole a lot in attempt
at cheap humor in most of my post because that's really all I got. But this isn’t one of those hyperbolic moments. Nay, Buster
Posey evolved into some type of super human life form sent to earth to be
friendly, grow a neck beard and play baseball. It was the greatest non-Bonds season I've ever watched.
This was a great regular season. It’s been 9 years since the
Giants have clinched this early in the season. For the first time since then,
the Giants when into a season expected to win the division, and then proceeded
to meet those expectations. And remember, at this time last season, we were complaining about Orlando Cabrera being prominently involved with the Giants. What a difference a year makes. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Say, Jon Miller and Dave Flemming, how did you feel about tonight's sports event:
2 comments:
Adversities you forgot to mention are Aubrey Huff, seagull attacks, and the Dodgers trading for Hanley Ramirez, Shane Victorino, Adrian Gonzalez, and Josh Beckett. That last one was pretty big.
Thanks for the GIF!
GIANTS!!!!
I really like your writing style. You're really funny!
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